birth and moving days

i can not wait to move out of this horrible town house and into an actual house with an actual BACK YARD! i'm going to be such a home maker, planting a garden, painting pictures to hang up, redecorating with new furniture that i can't afford, and best of all, buying a whole new wardrobe for my whole new house living self!
oh also, its my birthday on monday so feel free to buy me some couches or bookcases for my house!

no love, LOVE

thinking about utah. i'm so much happier here and now but i can't help but think that all my friends liked me a lot more when i was there and then.

rah mah

i'm happy. and somehow being happy makes it harder for me to blog and appreciate what i am writing. re-reading older posts makes me realize that when i am sad, its so much easier for me to convey my emotions through writing. when i am happy, i don't have time or the need to explain my emotions to a gagillion online viewers. i would much rather be happy but sometimes i miss my old bloggin style. one day i'll work it out. best of both worlds, right miley cyrus?

new england baby burp chowder.

a long time ago, diego bought some soup for me because i was sick. i think he basically just grabbed every different kind of soup he could find. i ate all of them except for the new england clam chowder. mostly because i've never had clams and it sounds disgusting. unfortunately, the only food in my cabinets today was that new england clam chowder. i thought that since i was starving i would try it. i got about two spoonfuls in when i dripped some on my pants and realized what the smell and texture reminded me of: baby burp. i threw the rest away.

a little bit for jen and a lotta bit for me.

i am so tired of all my facebook news feed being dedicated to people bashing obama and his nobel peace prize. i may not agree with all of his policies but i think he has done a lot to change the attitude of the american people as well as instill hope in people all over the world. sure he hasn't necessarily done anything tangible yet, like end the war or get rid of my debt BUT i'm sure he would if he knew that my uterus is currently trying to detach itself from my body. anyways, obama is a great man and a great leader and if you don't agree with the award being given to him, why don't YOU try to join the Norwegian Nobel Committee and next time maybe your opinion will actually matter.

in other news, i have been watching bravo a lot recently (mostly just for project runway reruns, rachel zoe, and top chef) and i have stumbled across this horrible (yet addicting) show, million dollar listing. first, these realtors are like 20 years old and they are making thousands of dollars a day! it sickens me. i work my butt off hoping to get a 20% tip on a $50 tab and these boys are rolling in nice cars and designer clothing. i can't tell which sickens me more, these boys and their luxurious lifestyles or my debilitating cramps.

clearly its that time of the month.

hey look!

i got a ring!

two actually.
you know what that means....

(and yes i just woke up)

should be any minute now

i have a few random friends on facebook. like people i've met once or twice but never really knew. and i'm always confused/surprised when they put on their status that they "cleaned out their friends" yet i can still see it. GO AHEAD, DELETE ME. WE DON'T EVEN TALK. maybe i should just delete them. yep done and done.

11:16

4 days till i turn 21.
here are some presents i will accept:

1. a blog from jen. COME ON B!

2. air conditioning for my car. or if thats not possible i would accept another car.

3. a cd player for my car.

4.
5. either a little kitten or a beagle puppy. either will work for me.

thank you and happy birthday to me!

chilly bones

everyone keeps promising me global warming but it is 46 degrees outside right now. FARENHEIT! 46 DEGREES FARENHEIT. the next person to talk about global warming will be sued for false advertisement. by me.

i hate jets

a jet just flew by my apartment and it was so close and so loud that someone's car alarm went off.

its been going off for ten minutes now.