turns out that the wii is actually a very valid form of exercise.
ever since diego got it, i have been playing all day every day.
and now i am so sore i can barely walk.
now i don't have to pay for a gym membership which is convenient because i still don't have a job.
don't judge me if i end up working at wendy's.
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
January 07, 2009
December 03, 2008
modeling lips
with my new unemployment-ness, i have renewed my obsessions with blog stalking, the food network, sleeping, and all HGTV shows. my life is complete again!
once again, i want to get married, have kids, decorate my beautiful house with all my money i make at my whatever-i-want-to-do job, and cook gourmet meals once in a while for my family. only once in a while though because i think if i do it all the time, they won't appreciate it as much.
i'm gaining back those 12 pounds with brazilian food. blehbleh. i'll start running some time.
once again, i want to get married, have kids, decorate my beautiful house with all my money i make at my whatever-i-want-to-do job, and cook gourmet meals once in a while for my family. only once in a while though because i think if i do it all the time, they won't appreciate it as much.
i'm gaining back those 12 pounds with brazilian food. blehbleh. i'll start running some time.
April 25, 2008
a couple things
joe, ashley, matt and i were swimming in matts pool. joe said to matt, "your girlfriend is a whale!" i was so embarrassed.
jeff had been calling me "alaska" for about a week. finally i asked him why. he said, "you're the biggest one in our family."
jeff had been calling me "alaska" for about a week. finally i asked him why. he said, "you're the biggest one in our family."
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December 10, 2007
face yoga
a special thanks to TIME magazine for making it possible for women everywhere to exercise their face as much as the rest of their bodies.

the marilyn monroe- repeated blowing kisses like a starlet makes for stronger lips and a firmer pout.

the lion- work on all the facial muscles by squinching up your face as tight as you can and then releasing it.
the buddha- a subtle relaxation pose to release unconscious facial clenching or tightening.

free your tongue- the tongue needs to be stretched and toned. any tingling means the pose is working.

satchmo- puffing your cheeks as though you were about to blow a trumpet will keep them supple.

temple dancer eyes- by darting your eyes in different directions, you can erase crows feet.

surprise me!- widening your eyes while keeping your forehead steady is a great brow smoother.

baby bird- to help firm the cheeks, chin and neck, this pose is an antidote to pesky jowls.

bumblebees- lip vibrations tone the mouth area and cheeks while helping to release jaw tension.

the marilyn monroe- repeated blowing kisses like a starlet makes for stronger lips and a firmer pout.

the lion- work on all the facial muscles by squinching up your face as tight as you can and then releasing it.

the buddha- a subtle relaxation pose to release unconscious facial clenching or tightening.

free your tongue- the tongue needs to be stretched and toned. any tingling means the pose is working.

satchmo- puffing your cheeks as though you were about to blow a trumpet will keep them supple.

temple dancer eyes- by darting your eyes in different directions, you can erase crows feet.

surprise me!- widening your eyes while keeping your forehead steady is a great brow smoother.

baby bird- to help firm the cheeks, chin and neck, this pose is an antidote to pesky jowls.

bumblebees- lip vibrations tone the mouth area and cheeks while helping to release jaw tension.
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