Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts

January 07, 2009

wii queremos jugar

turns out that the wii is actually a very valid form of exercise.
ever since diego got it, i have been playing all day every day.
and now i am so sore i can barely walk.
now i don't have to pay for a gym membership which is convenient because i still don't have a job.

don't judge me if i end up working at wendy's.

December 03, 2008

modeling lips

with my new unemployment-ness, i have renewed my obsessions with blog stalking, the food network, sleeping, and all HGTV shows. my life is complete again!

once again, i want to get married, have kids, decorate my beautiful house with all my money i make at my whatever-i-want-to-do job, and cook gourmet meals once in a while for my family. only once in a while though because i think if i do it all the time, they won't appreciate it as much.

i'm gaining back those 12 pounds with brazilian food. blehbleh. i'll start running some time.

April 25, 2008

a couple things

joe, ashley, matt and i were swimming in matts pool. joe said to matt, "your girlfriend is a whale!" i was so embarrassed.

jeff had been calling me "alaska" for about a week. finally i asked him why. he said, "you're the biggest one in our family."

December 10, 2007

face yoga

a special thanks to TIME magazine for making it possible for women everywhere to exercise their face as much as the rest of their bodies.















the marilyn monroe- repeated blowing kisses like a starlet makes for stronger lips and a firmer pout.















the lion- work on all the facial muscles by squinching up your face as tight as you can and then releasing it.














the buddha- a subtle relaxation pose to release unconscious facial clenching or tightening.















free your tongue- the tongue needs to be stretched and toned. any tingling means the pose is working.















satchmo- puffing your cheeks as though you were about to blow a trumpet will keep them supple.















temple dancer eyes- by darting your eyes in different directions, you can erase crows feet.















surprise me!- widening your eyes while keeping your forehead steady is a great brow smoother.















baby bird- to help firm the cheeks, chin and neck, this pose is an antidote to pesky jowls.















bumblebees- lip vibrations tone the mouth area and cheeks while helping to release jaw tension.