a little bit for jen and a lotta bit for me.

i am so tired of all my facebook news feed being dedicated to people bashing obama and his nobel peace prize. i may not agree with all of his policies but i think he has done a lot to change the attitude of the american people as well as instill hope in people all over the world. sure he hasn't necessarily done anything tangible yet, like end the war or get rid of my debt BUT i'm sure he would if he knew that my uterus is currently trying to detach itself from my body. anyways, obama is a great man and a great leader and if you don't agree with the award being given to him, why don't YOU try to join the Norwegian Nobel Committee and next time maybe your opinion will actually matter.

in other news, i have been watching bravo a lot recently (mostly just for project runway reruns, rachel zoe, and top chef) and i have stumbled across this horrible (yet addicting) show, million dollar listing. first, these realtors are like 20 years old and they are making thousands of dollars a day! it sickens me. i work my butt off hoping to get a 20% tip on a $50 tab and these boys are rolling in nice cars and designer clothing. i can't tell which sickens me more, these boys and their luxurious lifestyles or my debilitating cramps.

clearly its that time of the month.

hey look!

i got a ring!

two actually.
you know what that means....

(and yes i just woke up)

should be any minute now

i have a few random friends on facebook. like people i've met once or twice but never really knew. and i'm always confused/surprised when they put on their status that they "cleaned out their friends" yet i can still see it. GO AHEAD, DELETE ME. WE DON'T EVEN TALK. maybe i should just delete them. yep done and done.

11:16

4 days till i turn 21.
here are some presents i will accept:

1. a blog from jen. COME ON B!

2. air conditioning for my car. or if thats not possible i would accept another car.

3. a cd player for my car.

4.
5. either a little kitten or a beagle puppy. either will work for me.

thank you and happy birthday to me!

chilly bones

everyone keeps promising me global warming but it is 46 degrees outside right now. FARENHEIT! 46 DEGREES FARENHEIT. the next person to talk about global warming will be sued for false advertisement. by me.

i hate jets

a jet just flew by my apartment and it was so close and so loud that someone's car alarm went off.

its been going off for ten minutes now.

i cant help it

valentine's day and birthdays are always disappointments.
because no matter how much i don't want to have expectations for a really romantic day, i still do because society forces it upon me!
diego asked me what i wanted to do for valentine's day and i said: work.

i'm trying to memorize all these wines for work so that i can sell a lot and make a lot of money. but i just can't understand how something could taste like mixed berries, SMOKE, EARTH, violets, and MINERALS and still be appealing.

darevil

yesterday was my first day of real non-training work at my new job.
it was pretty slow and i only had three tables the whole night.
BUT i got $90 in tips.

rut-a-tut-tut

sometimes when i write a blog, i write it just for a certain person. i will think, oh right "carlos" reads my blog. i think "carlos" would really like my blog if i wrote something like "this." i do it a lot. and then i want to go and delete those blogs because do i really care what "carlos" thinks? but then i don't delete them because of course i really care what "carlos" thinks.

i used the name of my car as a general name referring to everyone whom i have tried to impress with my blog.

i also just tried to impress everyone with my usage of "whom." but re-reading it, i think its incorrect. impressed?

doncha

my boyfriend's cousin is a supermodel.