we've made our decision

i'm a slob and i need a job.

don't talk about that rhyme.

lets pretend we dont exist

please take a look at how much my little sister admires and looks up to me.

hahaha.

but seriously, i want to just eat that child right up so that she'd always be with me. but i guess after i ate her, i couldn't poop for a while. hm, what seemed like such an easy plan is actually flawful.

prison break.

yeah i'm obsessed.
three variables contribute to this unlikely obsession:
1. i'm unemployed and therefore have a lot of time on my hands.
2. i'm sick so i don't want to leave the house.
3. diego has seasons 1 & 2 so that was the easy choice to occupy all my time.

oh also i guess a fourth variable is that wentworth miller is sexxxy.

modeling lips

with my new unemployment-ness, i have renewed my obsessions with blog stalking, the food network, sleeping, and all HGTV shows. my life is complete again!

once again, i want to get married, have kids, decorate my beautiful house with all my money i make at my whatever-i-want-to-do job, and cook gourmet meals once in a while for my family. only once in a while though because i think if i do it all the time, they won't appreciate it as much.

i'm gaining back those 12 pounds with brazilian food. blehbleh. i'll start running some time.