August 26, 2008

stir it up

i don't have an incredible jaw line.
or an impeccable nose.
or a teeny tiny waist line.
or gigantic knockers.
or beautiful silky smooth hair.
or cute tan feet.
or long elegant fingers.
or finely toned calves.
or full lips.
or brilliantly white teeth.
or a flat nice stomach.

i'm just stuck with a witch hump nose, forgettable jaw line, thick waist, baby boobs, frizzy hair, pale feet, awkward hands, fat legs, skinny lips, yellow teeth, and quite the stomach.

and somehow looking in the mirror isn't a chore for me.

8 comments:

Bonnie said...

I was making fun of this girl.
She always types For Granite.

Bonnie said...

And I love your frizzy hurr.

Anonymous said...

The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Think about it.

Krislyn Wessel said...

yet you are absolutely gorgeous......ya I still read this, hope you don't mind.....

jen. said...

your teeth are so not yellow. bob and i were actually talking about how white your teeth are the other day. we decided we need to start whitening. ha ha.

Unknown said...

i like being ugly (which, by the way, you def aren't). that way, i know people like me for my sweet spirit. also one day i got so sick of wanting to change everything about myself, since i can't, so i stopped reading magazines. that helped a lot more than i thought i would. then i guess i just realized i'm pretty funny and cool and i would take that over looks anyday. yeah, i said it. i think i'm cool.

aubrey hartman said...

i loved this blog man. loved it. becuase you are beaaaaaautiful and we have the same nose. so since you are accepting it, i will too. booya.

SamYam said...

Whatever Trisha, I think you look like a cat, all cute and all. meow!